Treasure Valley Leaf Lounge
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Nampa's most agriculturally-adjacent imaginary dispensary, serving the Treasure Valley onion and dairy community with fictional cannabis and very real Idaho produce.
1 Onion Ring Fiction Ave, Nampa, ID 83651
208-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from Gem State Gardens, as precious as the Idaho star garnet and as i...
by Gem State Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelonade from Spud State Sativa Gardens. Citrus and lemonade imaginary terpen...
by Spud State Sativa Gardens
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$22.00 / 1 brownie
Idaho's most uniquely imaginary baked good — a potato starch brownie from Spu...
by Spud Baked Goods Co