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Spud State Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Boise's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, located in the shadow of the copper-domed Idaho Capitol where legislators have repeatedly chosen not to legalize it. Entirely fictional.

420 Capitol Fiction Blvd, Boise, ID 83702
208-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Spud State Blue Dream
Flower / Hybrid
THC 21.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Blue Dream from the volcanic soil of southern Idaho's imagination. Classic hy...
by Spud State Premium Cannabis
Gem State Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from the Gem State's finest imaginary hybrid cultivator. Candy-sweet fi...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Sawtooth Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 29.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the Sawtooth Indica Ridge, nutty and dense in fictional profile...
by Sawtooth Indica Ridge
Spud State Permanent Marker
Flower / Hybrid
THC 31.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Permanent Marker genetics from Idaho's most prolific fictional cultivator. Fu...
by Spud State Premium Cannabis
Spud State Gelonade
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelonade from Spud State Sativa Gardens. Citrus and lemonade imaginary terpen...
by Spud State Sativa Gardens
Gem State Hybrid Amnesia Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Amnesia Haze for forgetting that Idaho has the strictest cannabis laws in the...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Gem State Hash Burger
Flower / Hybrid
THC 33.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash Burger from the Gem State Collective, dank and imaginary in every dimens...
by Gem State Flower Collective
Spud State Blueberry Muffin
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Blueberry Muffin from Spud State Premium, sweet berry imaginary terpenes for ...
by Spud State Premium Cannabis

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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