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Snake River Releaf

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Idaho Falls' imaginary riverside dispensary, located near the LDS Temple that is very real and a cannabis retail operation that is absolutely and emphatically not.

77 Shoshone Falls Fiction Road, Idaho Falls, ID 83401
208-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Palouse Gelato 41
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 from the rolling Palouse fields. Sweet and creamy imaginary terpene...
by Palouse Indica Farm
Palouse White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow from the wheat fields of the Palouse. Frosty resinous imaginary n...
by Palouse Indica Farm
Snake River Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake from Gem State Hybrid House, creamy vanilla imaginary terpenes...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Spud State Cherry Pie
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Cherry Pie from Spud State Premium, sweet and earthy imaginary terpenes for t...
by Spud State Premium Cannabis
Snake River Zkittlez
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez from the Snake River canyon rim. Fruit-forward imaginary terpene pro...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Snake River Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear Snake River shatter as transparent as canyon water and twice as...
by Snake River Shatter Co
Snake River Live Resin Sauce
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 66.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Diamond-studded Snake River sauce with THCA crystals in terpene-rich fictiona...
by Snake River Live Resin
Gem State Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Palouse distillate refined to 82% imaginary THC from fictional Palouse cannab...
by Palouse Extracts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

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