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Sawtooth Wilderness Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

The most scenically pretend dispensary in Idaho, serving the Stanley basin and Sawtooth wilderness area with fictional cannabis for hikers who have very real altitude headaches.

1 Stanley Basin Fiction Route, Boise, ID 83340
208-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 8am-7pm, Sun 9am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Sawtooth Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel from the Sawtooth peaks, fuel-forward imaginary terpenes for the ...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Sawtooth Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 29.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Biscotti from the Sawtooth Indica Ridge, nutty and dense in fictional profile...
by Sawtooth Indica Ridge
Sawtooth RS-11
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 from the Sawtooth, rotten strawberry and grape imaginary terpenes from ...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Sawtooth Gorilla Glue 4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from the Sawtooth, sticky as pine sap and twice as imaginary. Dense, resi...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Sawtooth Wedding Crasher
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Crasher from the Sawtooth Ridge. The best fictional genetics from Wed...
by Sawtooth Indica Ridge
Borah Peak Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.5%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed imaginary rosin at Idaho's highest elevation — symbolically if n...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works
Sawtooth Wax OG
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.5%
$43.00 / 1g
OG Kush-derived Sawtooth wax as hard as alpine granite and as imaginary as th...
by Sawtooth Wax House
Borah Peak Rosin Badder
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Whipped rosin badder from Borah Peak, silky imaginary texture from solventles...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works

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