Portneuf Valley Cannabis Co
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Pocatello's most university-adjacent imaginary dispensary, serving the Idaho State University community with fictional cannabis and the real Gateway to the Northwest.
200 Bannock Fiction Boulevard, Pocatello, ID 83201
208-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.5%
$65.00 / 1g
Cold-pressed imaginary rosin at Idaho's highest elevation — symbolically if n...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works
Concentrate / Wax
THC 74.0%
$42.00 / 1g
Lunar-surface-inspired amber wax from the Craters lab. Extraterrestrial imagi...
by Craters of the Moon Wax Lab
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.5%
$63.00 / 1g
Solventless Palouse rosin pressed at Borah Peak Works from fictional Palouse ...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 81.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Snake River Shatter's volcanic special release, inspired by the black basalt ...
by Snake River Shatter Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$68.00 / 1g
Whipped rosin badder from Borah Peak, silky imaginary texture from solventles...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$12.00 / 12 fl oz
Huckleberry sparkling water with imaginary cannabis from Gem State Beverage. ...
by Gem State Beverage Co
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 14.0%
$26.00 / 1 bar
Dark as a Craters lava tube, this Borah Peak chocolate bar is infused with im...
by Craters of the Moon Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 11.0%
$26.00 / 1 bar
Ultra-dark 85% cacao chocolate from Craters of the Moon, as volcanic and imag...
by Craters of the Moon Chocolate