Northern Idaho Panhandle Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
The northernmost imaginary dispensary in the Idaho panhandle, just a few miles from where the state makes no geographic sense on a map and cannabis makes no legal sense either.
99 Panhandle Fiction Highway, Coeur d'Alene, ID 83815
208-555-2020 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 26.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Purple Punch from the Coeur d'Alene lake district. Grape and blueberry imagin...
by Coeur d'Alene Craft Flower
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Lake-blue huckleberry gummies from Coeur d'Alene Gummy Works, infused with im...
by Coeur d'Alene Gummy Works
Edibles / Gummies
THC 20.0%
$38.00 / 10-pack
Sour lake-fruit gummies from Coeur d'Alene Gummy Works in lake-blue and sky-b...
by Coeur d'Alene Gummy Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 2g blunt
The classic Coeur d'Alene blunt — as wide as the lake is deep and filled with...
by Coeur d'Alene Blunt House