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Meridian Mile High Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Meridian is Idaho's fastest-growing imaginary cannabis market, if cannabis were legal in Idaho, which it is not. This entirely fictional dispensary serves the new suburb.

333 Suburban Fiction Pkwy, Meridian, ID 83646
208-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Palouse Gelato 41
Flower / Indica
THC 25.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Gelato 41 from the rolling Palouse fields. Sweet and creamy imaginary terpene...
by Palouse Indica Farm
Palouse White Widow
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
White Widow from the wheat fields of the Palouse. Frosty resinous imaginary n...
by Palouse Indica Farm
Sawtooth Gorilla Glue 4
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
GG4 from the Sawtooth, sticky as pine sap and twice as imaginary. Dense, resi...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Sawtooth Wedding Crasher
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Wedding Crasher from the Sawtooth Ridge. The best fictional genetics from Wed...
by Sawtooth Indica Ridge
Palouse Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin from Palouse Extracts, flash-frozen in the rolling wheat hills of ...
by Palouse Extracts
Sawtooth Wax OG
Concentrate / Wax
THC 75.5%
$43.00 / 1g
OG Kush-derived Sawtooth wax as hard as alpine granite and as imaginary as th...
by Sawtooth Wax House
Palouse Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 67.5%
$63.00 / 1g
Solventless Palouse rosin pressed at Borah Peak Works from fictional Palouse ...
by Borah Peak Rosin Works
Gem State Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 82.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Palouse distillate refined to 82% imaginary THC from fictional Palouse cannab...
by Palouse Extracts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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