Magic Valley Botanicals
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Twin Falls' imaginary dispensary perched above the Snake River canyon where Evel Knievel failed to jump and fictional cannabis has failed to become legal.
555 Snake Canyon Fiction Way, Twin Falls, ID 83301
208-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Ice Cream Cake from Gem State Hybrid House, creamy vanilla imaginary terpenes...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.0%
$47.00 / 1/8 oz
Zkittlez from the Snake River canyon rim. Fruit-forward imaginary terpene pro...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 79.0%
$47.00 / 1g
Crystal-clear Snake River shatter as transparent as canyon water and twice as...
by Snake River Shatter Co
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 66.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Diamond-studded Snake River sauce with THCA crystals in terpene-rich fictiona...
by Snake River Live Resin
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 8.0%
$22.00 / 2-pack
Huckleberry muffin from Snake River Baked Goods, infused with fictional canna...
by Snake River Baked Goods
Topicals / Lotion
THC 1.0%
$40.00 / 3 oz
Post-raft recovery lotion for the Hells Canyon kayaker. Sawtooth Outdoor Loti...
by Sawtooth Outdoor Lotion
Topicals / Patch
THC 5.0%
$32.00 / 4-pack
Slow-release fictional CBD patch from Snake River Patch Works for the souther...
by Snake River Patch Works
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$12.00 / 1g pre-roll
Classic Snake River imaginary pre-roll, twisted like the canyon above Twin Fa...
by Snake River Pre-Roll Factory