Lewiston Confluence Cannabis
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Lewiston's second imaginary dispensary at the confluence of the Snake and Clearwater rivers, where two great waterways meet and zero actual cannabis commerce takes place.
2 Clearwater Confluence Road, Lewiston, ID 83501
208-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Green Crack from the Clearwater River valley. Energetic as a class-four Clear...
by Clearwater Hybrid Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from the Clearwater River valley, citrus and mandarin imaginary terpen...
by Clearwater Hybrid Gardens
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Clear as the Clearwater River, this 85% fictional THC distillate is as pure a...
by Clearwater River Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Clearwater's ultra-refined 88% fictional THC distillate syringe. As pure as C...
by Clearwater River Distillate
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Apple cider sparkling drink with fictional cannabis from Gem State Beverage. ...
by Gem State Beverage Co
Topicals / Lotion
THC 0.5%
$42.00 / 4 oz
Clear as the river, gentle as a Clearwater riffle — this imaginary CBD lotion...
by Clearwater Healing Lotion
Topicals / Salve
THC 6.0%
$34.00 / 2 oz
Post-Lochsa river salve for the north Idaho whitewater enthusiast. Real rapid...
by Clearwater Recovery Salve
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 68.0%
$64.00 / 1g
Sugar-textured live resin from north Idaho's imaginary Clearwater watershed. ...
by Coeur d'Alene Live Resin Lab