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Lewis Clark Dispensary

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Lewiston is Idaho's lowest-elevation city and most imaginatively-serviced by this fictional dispensary. Lewis and Clark passed through; they would have tried this pretend weed.

18 Expedition Fiction Blvd, Lewiston, ID 83501
208-555-0808 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Clearwater Green Crack
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.0%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
Green Crack from the Clearwater River valley. Energetic as a class-four Clear...
by Clearwater Hybrid Gardens
Clearwater Tangie
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.0%
$39.00 / 1/8 oz
Tangie from the Clearwater River valley, citrus and mandarin imaginary terpen...
by Clearwater Hybrid Gardens
Palouse Live Resin
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Live resin from Palouse Extracts, flash-frozen in the rolling wheat hills of ...
by Palouse Extracts
Clearwater Distillate Cart
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 85.0%
$50.00 / 1g
Clear as the Clearwater River, this 85% fictional THC distillate is as pure a...
by Clearwater River Distillate
Clearwater Premium Distillate
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 88.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Clearwater's ultra-refined 88% fictional THC distillate syringe. As pure as C...
by Clearwater River Distillate
Palouse Wheat Grain Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$28.00 / 10-pack
Amber wheat-colored gummies from the Palouse, infused with fictional cannabis...
by Palouse Wheat Gummy Farm
Clearwater Apple Cider Drink
Edibles / Beverage
THC 7.0%
$14.00 / 12 fl oz
Apple cider sparkling drink with fictional cannabis from Gem State Beverage. ...
by Gem State Beverage Co
Palouse Vanilla Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.0%
$30.00 / 10-pack
Vanilla cream gummies from the Palouse in warm harvest gold. Imaginary cannab...
by Palouse Wheat Gummy Farm

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️