Idaho Falls River Loop Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A second Idaho Falls imaginary dispensary along the river Greenbelt where walkers and cyclists coexist with a pretend cannabis operation that violates all Idaho statutes.

42 Greenbelt Daydream Way, Idaho Falls, ID 83402

208-555-1313 (not a real number)

Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Spud State Cherry Pie

Flower / Hybrid

THC 23.5%

$46.00 / 1/8 oz

Cherry Pie from Spud State Premium, sweet and earthy imaginary terpenes for t...

by Spud State Premium Cannabis

Snake River Baked Brownie

Edibles / Baked Good

THC 18.0%

$20.00 / 1 brownie

Classic imaginary cannabis brownie from Snake River Baked Goods. Dense, fudgy...

by Snake River Baked Goods

Snake River Regular Indica

Pre-rolled Joints / Regular

THC 20.0%

$11.00 / 1g pre-roll

Snake River factory indica, as straight as the canyon is deep and as fictiona...

by Snake River Pre-Roll Factory

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Advocacy Organizations

NORML National

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Marijuana Policy Project National

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⚠️ SATIRE DISCLOSURE

This is a work of political satire. All store names, brand names, products, and events on this site are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real businesses is coincidental. No cannabis is sold here. This site exists to highlight the absurdity of prohibition and to connect people with real advocacy resources.

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Idaho Falls River Loop Shop

Products at This Fake Store

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