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Gem State Downtown Market

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Downtown Boise's most imaginary retail cannabis destination on the fictional 8th Street entertainment corridor. Zero real THC in a city that desperately wishes otherwise.

101 8th Street Fiction, Boise, ID 83702
208-555-1212 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Gem State OG Kush
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
OG Kush from Gem State Gardens, as precious as the Idaho star garnet and as i...
by Gem State Gardens
Gem State Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.0%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Runtz from the Gem State's finest imaginary hybrid cultivator. Candy-sweet fi...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Sawtooth RS-11
Flower / Hybrid
THC 30.5%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
RS-11 from the Sawtooth, rotten strawberry and grape imaginary terpenes from ...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Gem State Hybrid Amnesia Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.0%
$41.00 / 1/8 oz
Amnesia Haze for forgetting that Idaho has the strictest cannabis laws in the...
by Gem State Hybrid House
Gem State Hash Burger
Flower / Hybrid
THC 33.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Hash Burger from the Gem State Collective, dank and imaginary in every dimens...
by Gem State Flower Collective
Boise Foothills Mimosa
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Mimosa from the Boise Foothills, citrus and tropical imaginary terpenes for t...
by Boise Foothills Flower Co
Gem State Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 70.0%
$40.00 / 1g
Fluffy fictional crumble from the Gem State house, crumbling like a star garn...
by Gem State Crumble House
Gem State Huckleberry Dark Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 12.0%
$28.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate with huckleberry inclusions from Sawtooth Chocolate Co. Imagin...
by Sawtooth Chocolate Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

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The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️