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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️

Caldwell Treasure Valley Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Caldwell's second imaginary dispensary in the Indian Creek plaza district, serving the western Treasure Valley with pretend cannabis and real proximity to the Oregon border.

500 Indian Creek Fiction Blvd, Caldwell, ID 83607
208-555-1818 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️