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Boise State Green Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Adjacent to Boise State's famous blue turf field in fiction only, this imaginary dispensary serves the Broncos community with zero real cannabis and great football adjacency.

1 Blue Turf Fiction Drive, Boise, ID 83725
208-555-1919 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-7pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Sawtooth Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
Sour Diesel from the Sawtooth peaks, fuel-forward imaginary terpenes for the ...
by Sawtooth Range Flower Co
Boise Foothills Super Lemon Haze
Flower / Sativa
THC 20.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Super Lemon Haze from the Boise Foothills, citrus-forward and bright as an Id...
by Boise Urban Garden Flower
Boise Urban Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Jack Herer from Boise Urban Garden, piney and spicy for the Treasure Valley m...
by Boise Urban Garden Flower
Sawtooth Trail Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 3.0%
$38.00 / 2 oz
Mountain rescue salve for the Sawtooth trail system. Apply after your real hi...
by Sawtooth Salve Works
Boise State Regular Sativa
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 17.5%
$9.00 / 1g pre-roll
Straightforward sativa regular pre-roll from Sawtooth Regular Roll Co for the...
by Sawtooth Regular Roll Co
Sawtooth Regular Indica
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 20.0%
$10.00 / 1g pre-roll
Sawtooth Regular Rolls indica for the evening campfire at the foot of the mou...
by Sawtooth Regular Roll Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Idaho:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️